snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

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stability:

"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket

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guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

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safeguards:

i hate it when one innocent eye rub turns into a fucking masturbation frenzy

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donatellavevo:

Taylor Swift better calm down before somebody gets hurts

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alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

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akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

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variou:

When you mean to write “thing” but you write “ting”

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