inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

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barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

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thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

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kingofwesteros:

i wouldn’t go as far as calling myself a bad bitch i’m more of a moderately mean young lady

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sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

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